The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!