The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to talk to dust

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!