The power to turn into paper

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The power to be born.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to die in one second

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The power to know WTF is going on

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of trolling your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to jump -50% higher

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!