the power to die....

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!