The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!