the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!