The power to eat anything in a minute.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!