Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to die....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to win the crying game

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!