the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!