power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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black people

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!