The power to be a normal person

The power to perpetually yawn.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

The power to walk into Mordor.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to grow boobs

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

A power level of under 9000.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!