*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to bleed

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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A power level of under 9000.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!