The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to die and get away with it

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!