The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!