The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!