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The power to be wet and not know it.
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the power to toast bread without a toaster
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the power to die tomorrow morning.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it
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The power to be quite good at checkers.
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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.
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The power to come back to life but only after u die
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the power to convert farts into burps.
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the power to
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.
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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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The power to shit purple butterflies.
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The power to resist trolling.
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.
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Death at will
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Guys, it's over.
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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory
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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
