The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

Facebook.

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

the power to nit propely

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to like Justin Beiber

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

The power to be your self

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!