The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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power to see through glass doors

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!