The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Facebook.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Melting

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!