The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to read the TV

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!