Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to die at will

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!