The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to have no powers!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!