The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to read

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to fly indoors

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!