- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to turn into paper

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!