The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!