The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!