The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to ?-1.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

Asexual reproduction.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!