The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!