the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

the ability turn off your super ability.....

Asexual reproduction.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The Power of cheese

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The ability to make your text green on google

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!