I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!