The power to look into cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to do nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to only use yahoo.com

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to poke

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to change your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -148

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

thumb_up thumb_down +137

the power to remember th...

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!