The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

the power to remember th...

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

the power to see through windows

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

Imortality.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to manage Chelsea FC

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!