The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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captain obvious

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!