The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to remember th...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!