MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!