The power to uncontrollably go blind

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

Reverse Pooping

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to shit in your eye

A book on how to solve a paradix

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!