The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!