To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The abilitie to lick your elbow.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to summon earthworms

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to kill yourself.

The power to attract bullets

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!