the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!