The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to die at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!