The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!