The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to die at will

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!