The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!