The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to glow in the light

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to have a small penis

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The Power to die at will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!