the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to die at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!