The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to sleep

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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hey

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!