the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not have power

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!