The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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hey

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!