The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!