The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to snore.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to be phone

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have a black president

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!