The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!