The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!