The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!