Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Find Waldo

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!