the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power of exact change

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!