- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The power to snore.

The power to die at will.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

the power to be phone

Find Waldo

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to hear morse code.

the power to feel extreme pain

The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power of eating from ears.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to bleed

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

Pointless Super Powers