The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!