The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to live through torture.

The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The power to become a carrot.

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The power to erase your own existence.

The power to think you have powers.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

The power to speak in cursive

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

The power to care for anything and nothing.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

The power to be buried at sea

The power to think outside the bun.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!