The power to have a pointless power.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Going through obejects but cant move

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!