The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to enjoy school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!