The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to fart mace

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!