The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!