The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!