The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!