The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!