The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Endless falling....

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!