The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!